I'm back, did you miss me?

No, of course you didn't. Two people read this blog, one's me. No one even noticed I was gone. I stopped reporting my views on Project Runway leaving you only with the most popular and cool sites to keep up on. Etc.

I'm back anyhow.

I stopped watching PR4 because I genuinely lost interest. I have updated myself with the outcome and some of the details courtesy of a couple of glamorously fabulous fags, and it's always possible I'll go back and watch it and maybe throw a few posts up about it. I don't know.

But you know what time it is? It's Top Chef time! That's right, Season 4 has begun, and I'm ready! It's in a great town that I like! It's got Ted Allen. It's on, and I've... already missed the first episode.

Um.

Okay, it's rerunning tomorrow, and I plan to catch it then. In the meantime, I've taken a look at the Bravo site, and the bios of the chefs, and plan on putting together a little commentating on those bios as well.

Incidentally, a note for Bravo, who is not reading this but oh well: For G-D's SAKE, stop putting UNAVOIDABLE ELIMINATION SPOILERS all over your site! Please! I mean, I tried doing the "la-la-la, I'm not looking at the page, just the menu so I can hit 'Bios'" thing, only to find that in the sidebar of the Bios page is a poll about whether or not the elimination was fair, naming the eliminatee. If the site's supposed to be in part to attract new viewers, telling them the outcome isn't really going to be drawing them in, okay? And if it's for your faithful fans, spoilering an episode right after it airs means that anyone who has a life outside of TV might get a little upset, okay? I'm just sayin'. Leave it in the episode details.

Anyhow. I promise more posts to my imaginary (non-existent) audience soon.