Zounds!

Just finished the late showing of episode 5 of Top Chef, and all I can say is: Yikes! (Spoilerish.)
We've known, thanks to Magical Elven Spoiler Patrol, er, I mean Bravo's preview department, that there was a blowup coming, and that it likely had to do with Zoi and Jen. Well, tonight was the night.

I couldn't really follow it very well, and I suspect they left out a lot of what was said... so I won't try to recap it precisely. But I will note that if someone were to take Spike and shove him off a boat into the Chicago River and then run over him with the boat? I would cheer. Yes, yes I would cheer heartily.

I'm still not quite sure how Dale and Lisa ended up getting into it. I think Lisa said something she thought was defusing the situation and Dale took it badly based on her prior behavior (and I have to admit, she was bugging me this episode) but I'm not quite positive. What I do know is that at least half a dozen people were very, very angry, none of them came off very well, and Jen actually kicked a chair across the room at the end.

So. Um. I'll see if I can catch that again and figure it out more, but wow, was it intense.

And Spike? Fuck you.